WWF Summerslam 1989
Venue: East Rutherford, New Jersey
Date: 28/08/89
Attendance: 20,000
Commentators: Tony Schiavone & Jesse Ventura
In a bid to further the hype for WWF financed movie No Holds Barred
starring Hulk Hogan and Tiny Lister, Lister's character Zeus was brought into
the World Wrestling Federation to be a short term monster heel and face Hogan
in a "real life confrontation". Meanwhile Randy Savage who had lost
the WWF Heavyweight Championship to Hogan at Wrestlemania and had spent the
summer unsuccessfully trying to regain the title, teamed up with Zeus to
attempt to take out 'The Hulkster' once and for all. Hogan's best friend Brutus
Beefcake, who was also targeted by Zeus, would team with Hogan to face Zeus and
Savage in the big main event at Summerslam. This was the first of two WWF
pay-per-views that featured Tony Schiavone as lead announcer.
Review
Recently crowned tag team champions The Brain Busters (Arn Anderson
& Tully Blanchard) defeated The Hart Foundation in a quality non-title
opening bout. The Harts were dominant for most of the contest, so much so that
the Busters looked almost inferior to their opponents. Although Anderson and
Blanchard went over in the end they should have been afforded more offense in
order to legitimise their status as champions... Dusty Rhodes beat The Honky
Tonk Man in a slow and boring contest. Rhodes took the win after Jimmy Hart
accidently crashed a guitar over Honky's head. The real highlight though was
Honky's post match interview where the effects of the guitar shot caused him to
believe he was Elvis Presley...
Mr Perfect lands a standing dropkick on The Red Rooster. |
Mr Perfect continued his unbeaten streak as he
made short work of The Red Rooster (Terry Taylor). Taylor actually suffered a
knee injury during the bout so perhaps the match was shorter than intended but
as that wasn't obvious to those watching Rooster just came across as a jobber
here... Next up was a very good six-man tag team match where Rick Martel and
The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers defeated Tito Santana and The Rockers. Santana
was desperate for revenge after Martel turned his back on him at Wrestlemania
but Martel played the cowardly heel brilliantly, only entering the fray when
his former partner was in trouble. Martel scored the win for his team pinning
Marty Jannetty amidst the confusion at the end of the bout...
Santana executes a sunset flip out of the corner on former partner Martel. |
Ravishing Rick
Rude managed to surpass his herculean efforts at Wrestlemania to pull an even
better match out of the bag with The Ultimate Warrior for the Intercontinental
Title. It must be said that Warrior and Rude always worked well together but
this was probably their best encounter. Warrior regained the title he lost in
Atlantic City thanks in part to a distraction from Rowdy Roddy Piper which
allowed Rude to avoid taking a clean loss and moved him seamlessly onto his
next feud... Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Demolition beat Andre the Giant and The
Twin Towers in a six man tag that was light years in quality behind the one
earlier on the card. Duggan once again cheated to win in a typical for the time
big man brawl... The Hercules/Greg Valentine match existed only to further the
feud between Valentine and Ronnie Garvin, who was guest ring announcer. Garvin
insulted Valentine at length on the house mic before the bout. Valentine pinned
Hercules in short order only for Garvin to announce Hercules as the winner.
Valentine nailed Garvin for his trouble before Garvin climbed back into the
ring and hit "The Hammer" with a terrible looking punch made worse by
Valentine's sell, or lack there of...
Andre crushes Axe as Akeem looks on. Notice how Bobby Heenan is still distraught following Rude's IC Title loss. Selling is important for managers too you know. |
Ted Dibiase squared off with Jimmy Snuka
in a nothing match which Dibiase won by count out. The action was lacklustre
and the finish was lousy. Dibiase's comments towards Snuka in his pre-match
interview bordered on being racist as did Jesse Ventura's commentary during the
match. WWE must have thought the same as Dibiase's comments have been edited
out of the DVD release of this event, although Ventura's remain... In the main
event Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake beat Randy Savage and Zeus in an enjoyable
tag bout. Zeus (actor Tiny Lister) was brought in to be a monster heel who was
impervious to pain. His ability to perform in the ring was limited to say the
least so Savage had to work extra hard to compensate for him but what he did do
was acceptable. Hogan pinned Zeus after nailing him with a loaded purse, which
had previously been used in the match by Savage. After the match Beefcake and
Miss Elizabeth chopped off Sensational Sherri's long hair (which I suspect was
extensions) with a pair of shears.
Zeus and the Macho Man before the main event |
Overall
Summerslam 1989 can be considered a good show thanks to three very
good matches and a decent main event. Unfortunately the show's overall rating
is dragged down by the remaining five bouts which were poor and nothing more
than filler in truth. The best matches were also the ones that mattered most
and that made this show worthwhile. Summerslam
1989 drew 625,000 buys on pay-per-view, an excellent number.
Hogan, Beefcake and Miss Elizabeth celebrate victory |
Results
1 The Brain Busters def The Hart Foundation by pinfall (16:23)
***3/4
2 Dusty Rhodes pinned The Honky Tonk Man (9:36) 3/4
3 Mr Perfect pinned The Red Rooster (3:21) *
4 The Fabulous Rougeaus & Rick Martel def The Rockers & Tito
Santana by pinfall (14:58) ***1/2
5 The Ultimate Warrior pinned Rick Rude (c) to win the
Intercontinental Title (16:02) ***3/4
6 Demolition & Jim Duggan def The Twin Towers & Andre the
Giant by pinfall (7:23) *
7 Greg Valentine pinned Hercules (3:08) 1/2
8 Ted Dibiase def Jimmy Snuka by count out (6:27) *1/4
9 Hulk Hogan & Brutus Beefcake def Randy Savage & Zeus by
pinfall (15:04) ***
Rating
18.50/45 = 41.11% Rating
Star Rating Guide
***** Excellent/World Class
**** Very Good
*** Good
** OK/Acceptable
* Poor
DUD Abysmal
Prior to the main event, The Genius (making his first WWF PPV appearance) read a poem to the crowd:
ReplyDelete"From the Meadowlands Arena to the multitudes beyond, I, The Genius, full of glory and renown,
Share my wondrous words of wisdom with the SummerSlam spectacular to validate my mortar board and gown.
Brutus Beefcake and Hulk Hogan shall be running for their lives, the highest card they're holding is a deuce.
They are totally unqualified to match the royal flush that shall be coming from the Macho Man and Zeus.
"Scary Sherri" is the term that Brutus Beefcake used in slander, and he had the nerve to call her overdressed.
That's when the Barber got a trim that wasn't on the schedule, because Sherri is a cut above the rest.
On the other hand, Elizabeth is absolutely useless, she is less than just another pretty face.
When you add the unknown factor of the Human Wrecking Machine, tonight the Hulk shall be in second place!"