WWF Royal Rumble 1991

WWF Royal Rumble 1991
Venue: Miami, Florida
Date: 19/01/91
Attendance: 16,000
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon & Rowdy Roddy Piper

The 1991 Royal Rumble took place just days after the start of Operation Desert Storm where coalition forces entered into battle as part of the Gulf War and with heavy U.S. involvement the show began with the playing of the Star-Spangled Banner. However the World Wrestling Federation was gaining lots of negative press for portraying Sergeant Slaughter as an Iraqi sympathiser who had turned his back on the United States. Many deemed this as extremely distasteful exploitation of a war that would claim many lives. Undeterred, the WWF installed Slaughter as the number one contender to the Ultimate Warrior's WWF Heavyweight Title in order to capitalise on the very real events in the Middle East thus making Slaughter a red hot heel (for a short time at least).

Review

The Rockers defeated The Orient Express in a superb opening bout featuring lots of innovative sequences and manoeuvres. The Express' Sato had been replaced by Kato who was Paul Diamond under a mask. Diamond and Tanaka had teamed previously as Bad Company in the AWA and were familiar with The (Midnight) Rockers who they'd faced many times. The two teams clearly had great chemistry and the Miami crowd was hot for this exciting tag team contest...

Sensational Queen Sherri called out the Ultimate Warrior in an attempt to persuade the champion to grant Randy Savage a title shot should he defeat Sgt Slaughter later in the evening. She tried insulting, flirting and begging but to no avail as Warrior flat out refused. Savage's reaction was fantastic...

Next up the Big Boss Man continued his war against the Heenan Family as he pinned The Barbarian in a surprisingly good encounter. Boss Man was at his peak as a worker around this time and The Barbarian was also able to pull out good matches in the right circumstances. Intercontinental Champion Mr Perfect would be next in line for the Big Boss Man at WrestleMania...

Sgt Slaughter defeated the Ultimate Warrior to become the new WWF Heavyweight Champion in a super-heated title match with lots of help from Randy Savage and Sherri. There was not much in the way of wrestling but the match told a great story as a bitter and vengeful Savage ensured Warrior would not leave the Royal Rumble as champion. After interfering early in the match Warrior chased Sherri away from ringside only to be blindsided by Savage while Slaughter distracted the referee. Warrior managed to make his way back to the ring where Slaughter was able to capitalise. Just as it looked like Warrior was making a comeback Sherri and Savage returned to ringside and Savage smashed a sceptre over Warrior's head allowing Slaughter to take the championship. Gorilla Monsoon and Roddy Piper's outrage on commentary only added to the drama. While Slaughter's offense continued to look weak it must be said he was excellent at selling a beating. Warrior and Savage were on a collision course set for WrestleMania...

Jacques Rougeau had recently been repackaged as The Mountie and was a bit more serious at this point as opposed to the comedy character he would later become. Mountie beat Koko B Ware in a boring contest that went too long. The crowd were obviously deflated after Warrior's shock title loss but I can't believe this bout would've been much better received had it been placed after the Boss Man/Barbarian match. The best part was Jimmy Hart talking trash to Frankie when Mountie was on the offense. This match did not appear on the original video release of the event, which was not a bad thing...

The Ted Dibiase/Dusty Rhodes feud came to an end as Dibiase teamed with his bodyguard Virgil to face Rhodes and his son Dustin. The younger Rhodes took a beating for a big chunk of the bout until Dusty was finally able to tag in but he was easily beaten by Dibiase which was understandable as the American Dream was just about to return to WCW. The real story in this match though was a tremendous post match angle between Dibiase and Virgil. After finally having enough of being treated so appallingly by his employer, Virgil knocked out Dibiase with the Million Dollar belt and left the arena to a huge ovation...

The Royal Rumble match itself was entertaining although it lacked in big memorable moments. Rick Martel became the new record holder for endurance clocking in with over 52 minutes and there were good showings for Bret Hart, a young Shane Douglas and the returning British Bulldog. Randy Savage would not appear as scheduled as he was run out of the building by the Ultimate Warrior. Hulk Hogan won the match for the second year running by lastly eliminating Earthquake. Hogan would now become the number one contender to face Sgt Slaughter at WrestleMania VII.

Overall
A really good show that tends to be remembered for the Ultimate Warrior's dramatic title loss to Sgt Slaughter but every match on the card is worthwhile (well, except one) and set the scene nicely for WrestleMania VII. With 440,000 buys on pay-per-view, this would be the highest drawing Royal Rumble until 1999.

Results
1 The Rockers def The Orient Express by pinfall (19:15) ****
2 The Big Boss Man pinned The Barbarian (14:15) ***
3 Sgt Slaughter pinned The Ultimate Warrior (c) to win the WWF Heavyweight Title (12:47) ***
4 The Mountie pinned Koko B Ware (9:12) *
5 Ted Dibiase & Virgil def Dusty Rhodes & Dustin Rhodes (9:57) **1/2
6 Hulk Hogan won the Royal Rumble match (65:17) ***

Rating
16.50/30 = 55%

Star Rating Guide
***** Excellent/World Class
**** Very Good
***    Good
**     OK/Acceptable
* Poor
DUD Abysmal
SQ Squash (Less than 1 min)

WWF Summerslam 1992

WWF Summerslam 1992
Venue: London, England
Date: 29/8/92 (Aired 31/8/92)
Attendance: 80,355
Commentators: Vince McMahon & Bobby Heenan


Originally set for Washington DC, Summerslam 1992 was moved to London, England to capitalise on the pro wrestling boom in the UK. The show attracted over 80,000 fans to Wembley Stadium on a warm summer night where the star attraction would be Davey Boy Smith who was incredibly over in the UK (and Europe). So much so that Smith's Intercontinental Title match with brother-in-law Bret Hart was positioned in the headline slot ahead of Randy Savage's WWF Heavyweight Title defence against the Ultimate Warrior which was the show's actual main event and promoted on TV as such. Sadly despite it's success Summerslam 1992 remains the only major pay-per-view to have taken place in the UK, or outside of North America for that matter. This was also the first WWF pay-per-view without Hulk Hogan.


Review
In the two dark matches before the PPV, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Bushwackers beat the Mountie and the Nasty Boys in an okay six-man tag and Papa Shango defeated El Matador in another passable affair. These matches (along with Tatanka versus The Berzerker from later in the evening) were recorded to be aired on Prime Time Wrestling in the coming weeks and but would also appear on the video release of the event. As you might be able to tell by the adjusted sound levels the commentary for the dark matches was inserted afterwards.

In the opening match of the pay-per-view the Legion of Doom finally got their revenge on Money Inc and Jimmy Hart for cheating them out of the World Tag Team Title earlier in the year. LOD were on their way out of the WWF but still went over clean here. Animal power slammed and pinned Ted Dibiase for the win in a decent match. The match is remembered more for LOD riding motorcycles to the ring and for Paul Ellering's ventriloquist act with LOD dummy mascot Rocco. Minus 100 cool points for that idea... Nailz squashed Virgil as he continued his preparation for a showdown with the Big Boss Man.

Shawn Michaels was initially set to take the Intercontinental Title from Bret Hart on this show until the change in location. As a result Michaels had to be satisfied working a program with Rick Martel where they battled for the affections of Michaels' manager Sensational Sherri. In this match neither man was permitted to strike the other in the face as per Sherri's instructions. That obviously didn't last and when the two combatants threatened to throw punches Sherri 'fainted' and both men were counted out as they fought over who would tend to her. It all ended when Martel threw a pail of water in Sherri's face. Oh the hilarity! The match itself was just alright and Michaels was elected the babyface in this one by the live crowd... Tag Team Champions The Natural Disasters retained the gold in a so-so bout with The Beverly Brothers. Earthquake and Typhoon were really over with the Wembley crowd and received a big pop when Quake scored the victory for his team... In another squash the repackaged Crush eased past his former tag team partner Repo Man. The two teamed previously as Demolition mk2 (Smash & Crush).

Randy Savage retained the WWF Heavyweight Title despite a count out loss to the Ultimate Warrior in a tremendous match carried superbly by the Macho Man. Warrior was the clear crowd favourite here although Savage did have some support in the stadium. The build and the angle surrounding the match really helped the bout's success as Mr Perfect declared he would be in the corner of one of the combatants. This caused a lot of friction between Savage and Warrior who both believed the other had 'sold out' to Perfect and Ric Flair. After about 15 minutes of action Perfect (along with Flair) walked out and first gave the impression he was backing Warrior but after a ref bump the heels attacked Warrior unbeknownst to the champion. Warrior survived this but was later nailed with a steel chair by Flair once again out of the view of Savage. As Savage was ready to hit his big elbow drop on Warrior he instead decided to leap down on Flair who cracked Savage's knee with a steel chair. This caused Savage to be counted out. Flair and Perfect attacked Savage's knee until Warrior made the save. The match ended with Warrior helping the injured Savage to the back making it clear that neither man had sold out to the dark side. This was an excellent piece of work. It led to Ric Flair regaining the title from Savage at the TV tapings in Pennsylvania capitalising on the damage done to Savage's knee.

Tatanka beat the Berzerker in the aforementioned dark match. It was straightforward and pretty forgettable... The Undertaker made a memorable entrance on the back of a hearse before defeating Kamala in a terrible match. Kamala's 'keeper' Kim Chee interfered causing a really lame disqualification.

In the night's main event The British Bulldog pinned Bret Hart to capture the Intercontinental Title in a fantastic match which was at least on par with Randy Savage versus Ricky Steamboat from Wrestlemania III as the greatest WWF match ever at that point in time. Davey Boy Smith received a booming response as he made his entrance accompanied by Lennox Lewis, the reaction was only topped by the one he received at the end of the bout. Smith was so over that Hart was effectively heel for the night and was booed at various points during the contest. It was however a tremendous performance by "The Hitman" who carried the bout and ensured that both he and his opponent's status was significantly raised by the time the final bell rang. Hart survived a top rope superplex and Smith's running powerslam while the Bulldog wouldn't be beaten by Hart's Sharpshooter or a German suplex. There was one scary moment where Bret performed a plancha over the top rope onto an unsuspecting Smith and somehow improvised the move into a reverse bulldog. According to Hart, Davey had forgotten this manoeuvre was coming. In the end Hart went for a sunset flip but Davey Boy dropped to his knees and cradled Bret for the 1-2-3 and an incredible pop from the Wembley crowd. After the match with fireworks exploding in the stadium, Davey and Bret embraced along with Diana (Davey's wife and Bret's sister) whose concerned reactions had been shown multiple times throughout the match. It was a great ending to a wonderful match.

Overall
Summerslam was a historic and memorable event even though it was effectively a two match show. With the exception of LOD/Money Inc which was decent, all of the supporting matches on the card weren't very good but the fact that the crowd was so into everything made them seem better than they actually were. The crowd heat went up to another level though for Savage/Warrior and again for Hart/Bulldog and both matches were more than worthy of the reactions they got. The Intercontinental title match was Davey Boy Smith's greatest moment of his career while Bret Hart would be rewarded by being stepped up to world title status very soon. Smith's title reign wouldn't be a long one though as he would relinquish it to Shawn Michaels in late October and would be on his way out of the company in November for an alleged drugs violation. He would spend 1993 in WCW before returning to the WWF in the summer of 1994. Summerslam 1992 pulled a 1.6, approximately 280,000 buys on pay-per-view which was down from Wrestlemania but similar to Royal Rumble of that year.


Results
(Dark) The Bushwackers & Jim Duggan def The Nasty Boys & The Mountie by pinfall (12:33) **
(Dark) Papa Shango pinned El Matador (6:00) *1/2
1 The Legion of Doom def Money Inc by pinfall (11:58) **1/2
2 Nailz def Virgil by submission (3:15) 1/2
3 Shawn Michaels fought Rick Martel to a double count out (8:06) **
4 The Natural Disasters (c) def The Beverly Brothers to retain the WWF Tag Team Title (10:21) *1/2
5 Crush def Repo Man by submission (4:03) 1/2
6 The Ultimate Warrior def Randy Savage (c) by count out. Savage retained the WWF Heavyweight Title (26:17) ****
(Dark) Tatanka pinned The Berzerker (5:46) *3/4
7 The Undertaker def Kamala by disqualification (3:42) DUD
8 The British Bulldog pinned Bret Hart (c) to win the WWF Intercontinental Title (25:13) ****3/4


Rating
15.75/40 = 39.38%

WWF Wrestlemania VIII

WWF Wrestlemania VIII
Venue: Indianapolis, Indiana
Date: 5/4/92
Attendance: 62,167
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan


Adapted from review originally written in 2014.


Wrestlemania VIII was held in the Hoosier Dome in Indianapolis and with over 60,000 fans on hand it felt like a big deal from the get-go. Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan were on commentary for what I consider to be their best effort as an announce duo. Heenan in particular was at the top of his game during this period, while Monsoon had such a great voice and a style which added so much drama to the action in the ring. The expected dream match main event between Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair did not materialise as Vince McMahon was not satisfied by the numbers drawn by Hogan/Flair matches in late 1991 on the house show circuit. Instead he plumped for a "Double Main Event" of Hulk Hogan versus Sid Justice and Ric Flair versus Randy Savage for the WWF Heavyweight Championship.


Review


Opening match duties went to Tito Santana and Shawn Michaels, who had recently joined the singles ranks after his famous bust up with Marty Jannetty. The match was a good one with Michaels, the young arrogant heel managing to withstand the onslaught of the veteran who was having a little bit of a resurgence under the "El Matador" guise. The finish was a bit soft though as Santana, trying to slam Michaels back into the ring from the apron fell back as Michaels held onto the top rope and that was enough for a three count. Still, it was the correct result as they tried to push Michaels as a future contender for the Intercontinental Title. The Legion of Doom appeared for an interview with Mean Gene Okerlund. They didn't wrestle on the card due to Hawk’s suspension. They didn't say a lot of note. I guess it was just a way to introduce Paul Ellering to the WWF fans. Next up was The Undertaker versus Jake "The Snake" Roberts, minus the snake which had been barred from ringside following the shocking angle where Randy Savage was bitten by a cobra. This match was nothing more than a glorified squash as Roberts did the honours on his way out of the WWF. The Undertaker survived two DDTs before hitting Roberts with an extremely safe looking Tombstone Piledriver on the outside of the ring which they should have shot from a different angle. Anyway, Taker rolled Jake back inside for an easy three count. It was basic action really as most early Undertaker matches were due to his zombie-like gimmick.


The same could not be said of the Intercontinental Title bout which was a classic as Rowdy Roddy Piper defended the title against friend and former champion Bret "Hitman" Hart. Piper was magnificent in the pre-match interview also. The all-babyface affair started out exactly as that but as the match wore on, Piper began to resort to heelish underhanded tactics as he looked to retain the only singles title he would ever have in the WWF. Hart bladed in the match but managed to convince Vince McMahon that the blood was caused accidentally, something Ric Flair would not get away with later on the card as he was fined heavily for blading right on camera. The action was back and forth with Piper getting increasingly more desperate as Hart refused to be beaten. "This is a hell of a match!" proclaimed Heenan. The end came as the referee took a bump allowing Piper to bring the ring bell into the match with ideas of finishing Hart by any means necessary. Piper began to have second thoughts as the crowd turned on him before finally breaking out into cheers as he tossed the weapon away. It would be the end for Piper though as Hart countered the sleeper into a pinning combination to take the championship. It was all smiles at the finish as Hot Rod presented the title to the Hitman for a happy ending.

After watching Lex Luger drink a glass of milk (?) and talk about the WBF we get to the 8-man tag team match, the highlight of which may have been Family Feud Host Ray Combs slagging off the heel team before the bout. The match itself was okay for what it was with Virgil, the Big Boss Man, Sgt Slaughter and Hacksaw Jim Duggan defeating The Mountie, Repo Man and The Nasty Boys. Next was the match of the night as Macho Man Randy Savage challenged Ric Flair for the WWF Championship in a heated belter. The story was Flair had been claiming the love of Elizabeth and had even gone so far as to photoshop himself into pictures with her to prove it. Savage played the enraged husband brilliantly as he charged to the ring to pound the Nature Boy. The tide of the bout turned as Mr. Perfect, who was Flair's "Executive Consultant", nailed Savage in his knee with a chair and continued to get himself involved in the match. Savage sold the knee injury fabulously as he would continue to do so throughout the year. Elizabeth stormed out to the ring as various WWF officials tried to prevent her from doing so. If you look closely you'll see one of them is none other than a young Shane McMahon. With Flair distracted by Elizabeth's appearance, Savage surprised Flair with a roll-up and a handful of trunks to win the title. It all kicked off after the bout as Flair forced a kiss on Elizabeth causing the Macho Man to go ballistic! Finally things calmed down and Randy and Elizabeth stood victorious in the ring as the fireworks went off in the Hoosier Dome. The Savage-Flair feud was far from over though. The post match interview with Flair, Perfect and Heenan was fantastic.

As everyone in the arena tried to calm themselves after the "Macho/Flair Affair", Tatanka made his PPV debut and defeated "The Model" Rick Martel in a short, straight-forward match-up. Like the opener it was designed to help establish the younger talent as the Federation began to look towards the future. Next up was Money Inc. against The Natural Disasters for the Tag Team Championship in a rubbish match up. At one stage in the bout Typhoon inexplicably fell down the wrong way from a double clothesline! Just as Earthquake was about to finish IRS off, Ted DiBiase and Jimmy Hart pulled him from the ring and decided to head home with the belts. Yes, that was the finish. It was designed to gain more heat for the tag champs but an ending like that is not good enough for a title match at Wrestlemania. Just before the second half of the "Double Main Event" Owen Hart faced Skinner in a quick, throwaway match. Owen was cheap-shotted before the bell, didn't get a single offensive move in but kicked out of Skinner's finisher and beat him with a roll-up. All in just over a minute! A bad night for Steve Keirn.


Finally came the showdown between Hulk Hogan and Sid Justice. It was billed as Hogan's 'Farewell Match' as they teased the retirement of pro wrestling's biggest star. In reality Hogan was being moved out of the spotlight as the steroid scandal had hit the WWF hard and due to his stature the Hulkster was taking the brunt of it. This match came about as Sid had the audacity to eliminate Hulk from the Royal Rumble and Hogan took exception to it. Sid then turned into a lunatic, a part which he played very well. Hogan made his entrance to a booming ovation and looked to have a tear in his eye perhaps taken aback by the response. The match itself wasn't good but as usual Hogan's presence and charisma created a great atmosphere. Hogan sold for most of the bout and made his trademark comeback at the end. The only trouble was as Hogan hit the leg drop the pin fall was supposed to be interrupted by Papa Shango, except Shango had missed his cue and was nowhere to be seen. Sid, probably feeling he had nothing to lose as he was soon to be leaving the company, kicked out. The referee then called for a disqualification as Sid's manager Harvey Whippleman entered the ring. Shango finally arrived and helped Sid attack Hogan before the place went crazy as the Ultimate Warrior charged down to the ring to assist the Hulkster. The fans were delighted to see Hogan and the Warrior together in the ring to close the show as the fireworks exploded in the Hoosier Dome, although some questioned whether it was actually Jim Hellwig as he had lost so much muscle mass during his absence.

Overall
Wrestlemania VIII can be considered a decent show, on par with Wrestlemania VII, thanks to two great matches (Flair vs Savage, Piper vs Hart), one good one (Michaels vs Santana) and a memorable ending to the show. The rest of the card was pretty much a nonp-event. The scheduled Davey Boy Smith versus Berzerker match was cut from the line-up due to time restraints but I don't expect it would have added much to the show anyway. Wrestlemania VIII marked the end of Hulk Hogan's full time WWF career and was truly the end of an era. Hogan would continue to make international appearances for the company but would not appear on TV again until February 1993. Roddy Piper's full time WWF career also came to an end although he had already 'retired' in 1987 for two years. Piper would make a few special appearances over the next four years before signing with WCW in 1996. Wrestlemania VIII pulled a 2.3 rating meaning an estimated 390,000 buys on pay-per-view.


Results
1 Shawn Michaels pinned El Matador (10:38) ***
2 The Undertaker pinned Jake Roberts (6:39) *1/2
3 Bret Hart pinned Rowdy Roddy Piper (c) to win the WWF Intercontinental Title (13:50) ****
4 The Big Boss Man, Sgt Slaughter, Jim Duggan & Virgil def The Nasty Boys, The Mountie & Repo Man (6:31) **
5 Randy Savage pinned Ric Flair (c) to win the WWF Heavyweight Title (18:02) ****1/2
6 Tatanka pinned Rick Martel (4:33) *3/4
7 The Natural Disasters def Money Inc (c) by count out. Money Inc retained the WWF Tag Team Title (8:37) 1/2
8 Owen Hart pinned Skinner (1:09) 1/4
9 Hulk Hogan def Sid Justice by disqualification (12:29) 3/4


Rating
18.25/45 = 40.56%

WWF Summerslam 1991

WWF Summerslam 1991 
Venue: New York City, New York
Date: 26/08/91
Attendance: 20,000
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon, Bobby Heenan & Rowdy Roddy Piper

Summerslam 1991 came at a tough time for the World Wrestling Federation. The trial and conviction of Dr George Zahorian (the Pennsylvania State Athletic Commission appointed doctor for WWF events) in June for illegal distribution of steroids was a public relations disaster for the WWF having brought to light rampant steroid use within the company over a number of years. Among the many wrestlers and WWF personnel to have purchased drugs from Zahorian were the high profile names of Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper and even Vince McMahon himself. The company's name was being dragged through the mud and as the industry's biggest star, Hogan was bearing the brunt of it. Under fire from all angles the WWF went into damage limitation mode first with Vince McMahon announcing in the New York Times that he planned to begin drug testing in the company, which he did in November of the same year. Then Hogan appeared on the Arsenio Hall Show on 16th July appearing to have every intention of admitting to steroid use but for whatever reason backed out at the last minute and denied ever being an "abuser" of the drug. The backlash from this would be disastrous for Hogan and it would take years for him to rebuild his reputation. In the face of all this negativity the WWF felt the need to produce a very positive show for their fans and they certainly did that at Summerslam, headlined by the marriage of Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth at Madison Square Garden.

Review
The show opened with an entertaining six man tag where Ricky Steamboat, The Texas Tornado and The British Bulldog defeated The Warlord and Power & Glory. Steamboat, now billed simply as "The Dragon", had returned to the WWF in March but would soon be on his way again. He worked the bulk of the match for his team as the face-in-peril but did get to score the winning fall with a high cross body block onto Paul Roma.

Bret Hart won his first major singles championship by defeating Mr Perfect for the Intercontinental Title in an excellent match. Curt Hennig had suffered what was thought to be a career ending back injury and had even cut his hair believing he had wrestled his last match. However when the company decided Bret would be the next IC champion Hennig set out to put Hart over the right way despite being in tremendous pain. Hennig gave Bret the best match he could and did everything in his power to make "The Hitman" look great including allowing him to kick out of the Perfect-Plex and submitting instantly to the (half applied) Sharpshooter. This match made Bret Hart as a singles worker and he would be eternally grateful to Curt Hennig for his selflessness. Mr Perfect would return to the ring in late 1992 but his injury meant he was never quite the same... Match quality then dropped off a cliff as the Natural Disasters beat The Bushwackers who were accompanied to the ring by Andre the Giant. Andre was on crutches following an attack by Earthquake which was storyline cover for his recent knee surgery. Tugboat had turned on The Bushwackers on an episode of Superstars of Wrestling to become Typhoon and form the Natural Disasters with Earthquake. After the usual Bushwacker antics, Quake crushed Luke for the easy victory in this one. Following the match the Disasters attempted to attack Andre again but the Legion of Doom came to the rescue setting up their next feud... Bobby Heenan, acting on behalf of Ric Flair, attempted to confront Hulk Hogan backstage while holding the NWA/WCW Heavyweight Title belt. Flair was about to debut in the WWF following a bitter departure from WCW and still had possession of the title belt as part of the dispute. It was customary at the time for NWA World Champions to pay a $25,000 deposit on winning the title but Flair claimed his deposit had not been returned to him after being fired by WCW Executive Vice President Jim Herd. As a result Flair refused to return the title belt and instead brought it to the WWF. A lot has been made of Madusa's trashing of the WWF Women's title belt on WCW TV as being a big reason for the "Montreal Screwjob" with Vince McMahon fearing Bret Hart may take the WWF Heavyweight title onto Monday Nitro and do the same thing. It appears he didn't have a problem parading his competition's biggest title on his programming in 1991, not to mention trashing it verbally.

Next up was the battle for the Million Dollar Belt as Ted Dibiase squared off against his former bodyguard Virgil. This match, like the feud was booked expertly with Dibiase excelling in the role of despicable heel. Virgil looked like he had victory in his grasp as he locked Dibiase in his own "Million Dollar Dream" sleeper hold only for Sensational Sherri to break things up for an obvious disqualification... except Earl Hebner instead decided to eject Sherri and allow the match to continue. Late in the bout and with the referee down, Dibiase set about doing some damage to Virgil while taunting Roddy Piper who was commentating at ringside. However Virgil turned the tables on Dibiase by ramming him head first into an exposed turnbuckle to score the 1-2-3. The MSG crowd roared as Virgil held up the Million Dollar Belt, it would be the biggest moment of his career.

 

The Big Boss Man pinned The Mountie in a match where the loser had to spend the night in a New York City jail. The match was okay with Mountie surprisingly kicking out of the Boss Man Slam before falling to an Alabama Slam soon after. The real entertainment then began as Mountie was handcuffed and dragged kicking and screaming to jail. We would get further updates on Mountie's trip to jail throughout the rest of the show which Jacques Rougeau sold brilliantly... The Legion of Doom became the first and only team to become AWA, NWA and WWF Tag Team Champions as they downed the Nasty Boys in a decent brawl where there could be no disqualifications or count outs. My only gripe with the match is despite it being a no disqualification match the referee was still enforcing the rules of a normal tag team match.

Irwin R Schyster beat Greg Valentine in a passable match that did little more than allow the crowd to catch their breath. Valentine was caught out by an IRS small package as he attempted to apply the figure four leg lock. During the match Gorilla Monsoon mentioned that Jake Roberts and The Undertaker had been spotted in the building somewhere... And so to part one of the main event, "The Match Made In Hell". Sid Justice was the special guest referee and it had been hinted that he may be in the pocket of the "Triangle of Terror" who were Sgt Slaughter, Gen Adnan and Col Mustafa (The Iron Sheik). There was even footage of him conversing with the threesome backstage. Kayfabe aside the bigger story which didn't come out until after the event was that the Ultimate Warrior had held up Vince McMahon for more money before the match and refused to compete unless McMahon acquiesced. Backed into a corner, McMahon reluctantly agreed. Warrior then wrestled as scheduled but was promptly fired by McMahon when he returned to the dressing room. Despite being a handicap match you never got the impression that Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior were ever going to lose here, even with the question Sid's impartiality hanging over the match. As it was Sid called the match down the middle, Hogan pinned Slaughter to win the match and then Sid returned to the ring to pose with Hogan after the bout. The match was fine but nothing to write home about.

 

Main event part two was the "Match Made In Heaven", the wedding of Randy Savage and Elizabeth. It wasn't their actual wedding of course (they were married for real in 1984) but the WWF did everything they could to make this ceremony look as legitimate as possible and to that end they did a really good job. Even the MSG crowd were respectful throughout, although it was a much different time back then. So the wedding ceremony went down without a hitch, so to speak, and the wrestling angle was saved for the reception from which footage aired on Superstars of Wrestling (and was added to the end of the video release of the event). Elizabeth opened a present which contained a cobra which was the cue for Jake Roberts and the Undertaker to gate crash the festivities. Taker knocked out Savage with his urn while Roberts terrified Elizabeth holding the cobra until Sid Justice chased away the bad guys. The angle that would lead to Savage's return to the ring had begun.

Overall
This was a really good show and while it could have been better from a wrestling standpoint, it was filled with big match-ups and big moments. The crowd at Madison Square Garden were on top form and were really spoiled too as the faces won all the important matches with no less than three title changes on the card. The Mr Perfect/Bret Hart bout was a classic in a truly golden era for the Intercontinental Championship; Virgil and Ted Dibiase's Million Dollar Belt battle was the pinnacle of their excellent feud; and the Legion of Doom completed a clean sweep of tag team titles from the three major wrestling organisations of the 1980's. Add to that Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior teaming up and the Big Boss Man sending The Mountie to jail, it was a great night for the good guys with big pops aplenty in the Garden. The Randy Savage/Elizabeth love story may not have been what the traditional wrestling fan wanted to see but it did capture the attention of many who may not have been interested in the WWF product otherwise. I really enjoyed the commentary on this show with Bobby Heenan playing a starring role, especially with his jokes at the expense of Roddy Piper. Summerslam 1991 drew 405,000 buys on pay-per-view, more or less even with the previous three supercards. Pay-per-view buy rates would take another big hit though from this point on.

Results
1 The British Bulldog, Texas Tornado & Ricky Steamboat def Warlord & Power & Glory by pinfall (10:43) **3/4

2 Bret Hart def Mr Perfect (c) by submission to win the WWF Intercontinental Title (18:04) ****1/2

3 The Natural Disasters def The Bushwackers by pinfall (6:27) 3/4

4 Virgil pinned Ted Dibiase (c) to win the Million Dollar Belt (13:11) ***1/4

5 The Big Boss Man pinned The Mountie in a "Jailhouse Match" (9:38) **1/4

6 The Legion of Doom def The Nasty Boys (c) to win the WWF Tag Team Title (7:45) **1/2

7 Irwin R Schyster pinned Greg Valentine (7:07) *1/2

8 Hulk Hogan & The Ultimate Warrior def Sgt Slaughter, Col Mustafa & Gen Adnan by pinfall (12:40) **

Rating

19.5/40 = 48.75%

Star Rating Guide

*****   Excellent/World Class

****     Very Good

***        Good

**           OK/Acceptable

*             Poor

DUD       Abysmal

SQ          Squash (Less than 1 min)

WWF Wrestlemania VII

 

WWF Wrestlemania VII

Venue: Los Angeles, California

Date: 24/3/91

Attendance: 16,158

Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon & Bobby Heenan (Jim Duggan & Lord Alfred Hayes)

 

"The stars of the World Wrestling Federation are on their way to join the over 100,000 screaming fans in what will be the biggest Wrestlemania extravaganza ever!" - Vince McMahon

The Vince McMahon voiced Wrestlemania VII advert showed his grand vision for the event; the WWF were looking to smash their own (disputed) attendance record set at Wrestlemania III by attracting over 100,000 to the outdoor Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. It didn't happen of course, in fact they were nowhere close. The official reason given as to why the event was switched to the much smaller Los Angeles Sports Arena was concern for Sgt Slaughter's safety having apparently received death threats for his portrayal of an Iraqi sympathiser during the time of the Gulf War. While I have no doubt Slaughter's well being was a factor, the real reason which WWE have finally admitted in recent years was poor ticket sales. By February 1991 only approximately 20,000 seats had been sold meaning the WWF had no choice but to abandon their grand plan late in the day and head across the street to the Sports Arena with their tail between their legs. Why were the ticket sales so poor? Many reasons. There was a lot of bad press surrounding the WWF at the time as government investigations into steroid abuse were gathering pace, and perhaps even worse from a PR perspective was the hugely negative reaction to the company's exploitation of the Gulf War. The Sgt Slaughter versus Hulk Hogan main event just did not attract fans like Hogan's previous main events against Andre the Giant, Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior. The original plan was in fact for Hogan/Warrior II to be the main event but McMahon had already decided to pull the plug on Warrior's failing title reign in favour of a sure fire xenophobic cash-in. It would prove to be a big mistake. This would be the start of a downward slide for the WWF which would eventually, coupled with the ascension of WCW, put the company in real danger of going out of business. It may not have been on the scale that McMahon had envisioned but there was a great atmosphere inside the Sports Arena for Wrestlemania VII with red, white and blue plastered all over for a very patriotic feel. The show would go on.

Review

The Rockers delivered a quality performance for the second consecutive pay-per-view defeating The Barbarian& Haku in the opening bout of the show. The future Faces Of Fear certainly played their part but this was another example of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty's ability to have a great match with just about any team. Michaels scored the winning fall with a high cross body block on Haku. Hacksaw Jim Duggan covered for Bobby Heenan on commentary for this match and I felt he did a decent job… The Texas Tornado scored a fairly easy win over Dino Bravo in a short match up with the Tornado/Discus Punch. Nothing much doing here... The British Bulldog power slammed and pinned The Warlord in a good power house match. These two would meet in the ring quite a lot during 1991 and usually produced good results due to their chemistry. This was their best televised match…

The Nasty Boys became WWF Tag Team Champions by defeating the Hart Foundation in one of their final few matches before Bret Hart's overdue singles run began. While different to the opener this was another tremendous tag team battle and was a great way for the Harts to go out. The Nasty Boys stole victory after using Jimmy Hart's motorcycle helmet on Jim Neidhart. The Los Angeles crowd seemed genuinely stunned at the result… Jake Roberts and Rick Martel's feud came to an end with a "Blindfold Match" which came about after Martel had temporarily blinded Roberts by spraying his cologne "Arrogance" into his eyes. Yes the gimmick match was a bit silly but they did the best they could under the restrictions before Roberts DDT'd Martel for the victory. Roberts deserves credit for ensuring the fans in the arena were involved throughout…

The Undertaker began what would years later be known as "The Streak" by beating Jimmy Snuka in what was essentially an extended squash. The match was fine for what it was and achieved the goal it was meant to, making Undertaker look strong. I particularly liked the suplex he delivered on Snuka from the ring apron. In the end the Tombstone Piledriver spelled the end for the WWF's original "Phenom"… The "Career Ending Match" between the Ultimate Warrior and Macho King Randy Savage was the culmination of a great four month feud which included Savage costing Warrior the WWF Heavyweight Title at the Royal Rumble. This was without question Warrior's finest match but the real praise must go to Savage for a super performance in which he put Warrior over as strong as possible. Warrior survived five Big Elbows before eventually pinning Savage with one boot on his chest (Savage's idea) to become the decisive winner and send the Macho King into retirement... for eight months (actually six days if you count the WWF/SWS Tokyo Dome show on 30/3/91). After Warrior took his bow in victory Sherri attacked Savage for his failings until Elizabeth made her return (she was shown on camera in the crowd before the bout) throwing Sherri from the ring. Randy and Liz then reunited and left together to a standing ovation. It was a truly memorable moment and tears flowed from many in the crowd. How could anyone possibly follow all of that?! Well, they couldn't…

Genichiro Tenryu and Koji Kitao appeared on the show as part of the WWF's deal with the aforementioned SWS (Super World of Sports) who were a short-lived Japanese promotion. They defeated Demolition Mk2 who were all but finished as a team. The problem here is that most WWF fans wouldn't have known who Tenryu and Kitao were and had not been given any reason to care about Demolition in months be it positively or negatively. All in all this was pointless and the match was rubbish… The Big Boss Man challenged Mr Perfect for the Intercontinental Title in a logical climax to Boss Man's feud with the Heenan Family. The match was good enough but really should have been a lot better considering both men were at their peak as workers around this time. The finish was lame as Haku & The Barbarian ran in for a disqualification in Boss Man's favour meaning Perfect retained the title. In a nice moment Andre the Giant made his return during the match to prevent further interference from Bobby Heenan. Lord Alfred Hayes filled in on commentary for this one… Earthquake pinned Greg Valentine in a filler match that was short and meant very little. Following a distraction from Jimmy Hart 'Quake took the win with an Earthquake Splash. Earthquake would struggle now his big feud with Hogan had finished. He would find himself in the tag team ranks very soon…

The Legion of Doom crushed Power & Glory in less than a minute. LOD were booked exactly the same way as the Hart Foundation the previous year; a squash win at Wrestlemania followed by a title win at Summerslam… Next was Virgil's showdown with Ted Dibiase. Or was it Roddy Piper's showdown with Dibiase? Piper trained Virgil for the match and was in his corner having persuaded him to finally turn on Dibiase at the Royal Rumble. During the bout Dibiase took some cheap shots at Piper who was on crutches after a "motorcycle accident" (a cover story for Piper's hip replacement surgery) but was so preoccupied with him he managed to get himself counted out. After the match, which was ok, Sherri made her way down to distract Piper allowing Dibiase to viciously attack Piper's already injured knee. Piper sold the agony very well and in a fit of rage actually launched one of his crutches right into the crotch of referee Danny Davis. Virgil would have to wait until Summerslam for his big moment in the ring with Dibiase… The Mountie's win over Tito Santana achieved nothing. It certainly didn't help Mountie in getting over. Santana beat up Mountie for about a minute before getting shocked with a cattle prod out of the referee's view. The 'match' lasted about a minute and a half and was a waste of time… Finally Hulk Hogan defeated Sgt Slaughter to become the first ever three time WWF Heavyweight Champion in a good main event. Slaughter took a pounding in the beginning (which was his strength) before using underhanded tactics to gain control while Hogan played on the sympathy of the crowd, something he did better than most. Hogan also bled from the forehead during the match, a rare sight in the WWF back then. In the end Hogan made his patented comeback to win the match and the 'war' (which had already ended in the Middle East) for America. Hooray! A post match angle after the show (which aired on Superstars) saw Slaughter throw fire in Hogan's face ensuring the feud would continue throughout the summer.

Overall

Putting aside the exploitation of a war, this was a good Wrestlemania from an in-ring perspective. It would have been rated a lot higher had the show been three hours instead of four with the worthless filler matches removed. Incidentally this would be the last four hour edition of the event until Wrestlemania 2000. The Savage/Warrior match was an excellent encounter that really stole the show but it wasn't alone in delivering the goods. The Rockers versus Barbarian & Haku was a cracker, the tag team championship bout was equally good and even Hogan/Slaughter was much better than expected despite the negativity surrounding the feud. The outrage could have been much worse had Slaughter agreed to burn the American flag. Thankfully he refused. Wrestlemania VII drew a somewhat disappointing 400,000 buys on pay-per-view.

Results
1 The Rockers def Haku & The Barbarian (10:41) ***1/2

2 Texas Tornado pinned Dino Bravo (3:11) *

3 The British Bulldog pinned Warlord (8:15) **3/4

4 The Nasty Boys def The Hart Foundation (c) to win the WWF Tag Team Title (12:10) ***1/2

5 Jake Roberts pinned Rick Martel in a "Blindfold Match" (8:34) *1/4

6 The Undertaker pinned Jimmy Snuka (4:20) *3/4

7 The Ultimate Warrior pinned Randy Savage in a "Career Ending Match" (20:47) ****1/2

8 Genichiro Tenryu & Koji Kitao def Demolition by pinfall (4:44) 1/2

9 The Big Boss Man def WWF Intercontinental Champion Mr Perfect (c) by disqualification (10:47) **3/4

10 Earthquake pinned Greg Valentine (3:14) *

11 The Legion of Doom def Power & Glory by pinfall (0:59) SQ

12 Virgil def Ted Dibiase by count out (7:41) **1/4

13 The Mountie pinned Tito Santana (1:21) DUD

14 Hulk Hogan pinned Sgt Slaughter (c) to win the WWF Heavyweight Title (20:26) **3/4

 

Rating

27.5/70 = 39.29%

 

Star Rating Guide

*****   Excellent/World Class

****     Very Good

***        Good

**           OK/Acceptable

*             Poor

DUD       Abysmal

SQ          Squash (Less than 1 min)

 

 

 

 

WWF Survivor Series 1990

 

WWF Survivor Series 1990
Venue: Hartford, Connecticut
Date: 22/11/90
Attendance: 16,000
Commentators: Gorilla Monsoon & Rowdy Roddy Piper 

The fourth annual Survivor Series would be the last to be solely comprised of tag team elimination matches but would be the first (and only) event to feature an "Ultimate Survival Match" where the survivors of each bout would face off in a final battle to close the show. There was also a lot of speculation at the time about who (or what) would be revealed from inside a giant egg on the show. I wonder how many extra buys that got for the show...

Review

The Ultimate Warrior, The Texas Tornado & The Legion of Doom vs Mr Perfect & Demolition

Eliminations: Warrior pinned Ax; Hawk, Animal, Crush & Smash were disqualified; Perfect pinned Tornado; Warrior pinned Perfect. Warrior was the survivor.

Warrior continued to struggle as champion but to be fair to Mr Hellwig the company failed to line up any serious heel threats during his reign. Warrior spent a lot of his time tagging with Legion of Doom against Demolition on the house show circuit. Speaking of Demolition, Ax was soon to be leaving the WWF so naturally he was crushed on his way out. No pun intended. Also his 'heart condition' turned out to be a serious shellfish allergy which he was first struck down with on the WWF's tour of Japan back in April. Demolition would continue with Smash and Crush but it wouldn't last long. The Texas Tornado was still wearing the Intercontinental Title here despite losing it back to Mr Perfect just three days earlier at the Superstars of Wrestling taping. Their match wouldn't air until 15/12/90. This opening bout was fine although it felt a bit like a squash match when Warrior was involved. He dispatched Ax after about two minutes before the Legion of Doom and Demolition (Smash & Crush) were eliminated in an ultra lame mass disqualification. Paving the way for their title match in December, Perfect pinned Tornado with a little help from an exposed turnbuckle. The same turnbuckle would be no match for the Warrior though as he kicked out of the Perfect-Plex and quickly beat Perfect with a splash.

Hawk nails Smash with a flying shoulder block

Ted Dibiase, The Honky Tonk Man, Greg Valentine & The Undertaker vs Dusty Rhodes, Koko B Ware & The Hart Foundation

Eliminations: Undertaker pinned Koko; Jim Neidhart pinned Honky; Dibiase pinned Neidhart; Undertaker pinned Rhodes; Undertaker was counted out; Bret Hart pinned Valentine; Dibiase pinned Hart. Dibiase was the survivor.

The Dream Team versus The Million Dollar Team was based on Ted Dibiase's continuing feud with Dusty Rhodes which would later involve Rhodes' son Dustin. The Rhodes family would soon be on their way to WCW but in the opposite direction came Dibiase's mystery partner. The former "Mean" Mark Callous was repackaged as The Undertaker and managed by Brother Love. He was originally called Cain the Undertaker but thankfully that was dropped just as Brother Love would soon be once a more suitable manager became available in the form of Paul Bearer. The Honky Tonk Man was another on his way out of the WWF. He would continue as a heel colour commentator on Superstars of Wrestling until his departure in January. The Undertaker made short work of Koko B Ware with his first tombstone piledriver before Jim Neidhart sent Honky packing with a power slam. Then came a hat trick of weak eliminations. Dibiase beat big Neidhart with a clothesline; Undertaker beat big Dusty Rhodes with a double axe handle; then Undertaker was counted out despite not being the legal man in the ring! It was then time for Bret Hart to once again show his potential as a singles wrestler as he pinned Greg Valentine before having a good four minute finale with Dibiase. Dibiase managed to reverse a cross body to pin the "Hitman" who uttered the word "f*ck" on camera after the three count. This was a decent match but still nothing special. 

The Undertaker is about to finish off Koko B Ware

Rick Martel, The Warlord & Power & Glory vs Jake Roberts, Jimmy Snuka & The Rockers

Eliminations: Warlord pinned Marty Jannetty; Martel pinned Snuka; Paul Roma pinned Shawn Michaels; Roberts was counted out. Martel, Warlord & Power & Glory were the survivors.

On the 6/10/90 edition of Superstars of Wrestling, Rick Martel attempted to spray "Arrogance" (his cologne) on Damien while Jake Roberts was being interviewed by Brother Love. As Roberts attempted to stop him, Martel sprayed the substance into Jake's eyes blinding him. In the weeks that followed Roberts even wore a white contact lens to 'sell' his blindness. Come Survivor Series, Roberts was partially sighted in just one eye and was cleared to wrestle as he captained his team of "Vipers" against Martel's "Visionaries". Clever. Meanwhile Shawn Michaels had returned from injury as he and Marty Jannetty resumed their feud with Power & Glory while Jimmy Snuka and The Warlord rounded off the teams.  It didn't turn out too well for the reptile team as one by one they were eliminated leaving Roberts to face all four members of the heel team by himself. In the end Roberts chased Martel back to the locker room with Damien meaning the "Visionaries" became the first team to survive completely intact at the Survivor Series. You see, unlike in the previous match Martel was correctly not counted out as he was not the legal man. Despite being so one-sided the match was another decent affair.

Hulk Hogan, The Big Boss Man, Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Tugboat vs Earthquake, Dino Bravo, Haku & The Barbarian

Eliminations: Boss Man pinned Haku; Duggan was disqualified; Hogan pinned Bravo; Earthquake pinned Boss Man; Earthquake & Tugboat were counted out; Hogan pinned Barbarian. Hogan was the survivor.

Hulk Hogan and Earthquake continued to feud as they captained their respective teams in this next encounter. Ravishing Rick Rude was originally to be part of the heel team but he left the WWF in October after a disagreement and debuted in WCW at Halloween Havoc soon after. The Big Boss Man, who was feuding with Rude would continue the conflict with the rest of the Heenan Family instead. This was a fairly standard match as you might expect. Boss Man pinned Haku early on before Jim Duggan got himself disqualified. Hogan then pinned Dino Bravo with a small package before Earthquake evened things up by downing the Boss Man. Tugboat's only contribution was a showdown with Earthquake which lasted less than a minute before both men were counted out. That left Hogan and The Barbarian for a quite predictable climax as Hogan advanced to the final battle.

Nikolai Volkoff, Tito Santana & The Bushwackers vs Sgt Slaughter, Boris Zhukov & The Orient Express

Eliminations: Santana pinned Zhukov; Luke pinned Sato; Santana pinned Tanaka; Slaughter pinned Volkoff; Slaughter pinned Butch; Slaughter pinned Luke; Slaughter was disqualified. Santana was the survivor.

This was essentially a jobber match that existed to fill time and to help get Sgt Slaughter's heel character over. Slaughter had a looong interview with Gene Okerlund on his way to the ring to drive home his anti-American stance. Akeem was originally supposed to be on the "Mercenaries" team but left the WWF prior to the event and was replaced by Boris Zhukov. Sato was also about to leave the company although we would see him again as the flag bearer for Yokozuna at Summerslam 1993 and as Hakushi's manager Shinja in 1995. The Orient Express and Zhukov are eliminated quickly but Slaughter then ploughed through The Bushwackers and Nikolai Volkoff with ease. Slaughter's manager General Adnan was then caught out attacking Tito Santana with the Iraqi flag meaning a disqualification for Slaughter. It was nice to see Santana get a win for a change! This was a poor match and there was no sign here that Slaughter would be World Champion in two months time. His offense was slow and looked weak.

The Gobbledy Gooker - Hard to believe this idea bombed...

Just before the main event it was time to reveal who was inside the giant egg! It was of course the Gobbledy Gooker played by the talented Hector Guerrero. To say it was a massive disappointment would be an understatement although could you really expect anyone good to debut from an egg? The crowd were stunned. Believe it or not some people at the time thought it would be Ric Flair! 

The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan & Tito Santana vs Ted Dibiase, Rick Martel, The Warlord & Power & Glory

Eliminations: Santana pinned Warlord; Dibiase pinned Santana; Hogan pinned Roma; Martel was counted out; Hogan pinned Dibiase; Warrior pinned Hercules. Warrior & Hogan were the survivors.

The final showdown was effectively a victory parade for the babyface superpowers (sorry not you Santana). The heels were squashed but the only man beaten of any value was Dibiase (Martel walked) and at least he went down last. It was a nice feel good ending for the crowd but the victory was far too easy for Hogan and the Warrior. There was a serious lack of top heels at that time but Randy Savage and Sgt Slaughter were being readied.

"The Final Match of Survival"

Overall
This was pretty much a nothing show overall. The matches were mostly adequate but there was certainly nothing outstanding. There were no significant happenings with the exception of The Undertaker's debut but it was way too early to know how well he would get over (quite well as it happened). Roddy Piper continued in his role of colour commentator but had now firmly settled in the face role after see-sawing at Summerslam. Survivor Series 1990 drew 400,000 buys on pay-per-view.

Results
1 The Ultimate Warrior, Texas Tornado & The Legion of Doom def Mr Perfect & Demolition (14:20) **1/4

2 Ted Dibiase, The Honky Tonk Man, Greg Valentine & The Undertaker def Dusty Rhodes, Koko B Ware & The Hart Foundation (13:54) **1/2

3 Rick Martel, Warlord & Power & Glory def Jake Roberts, Jimmy Snuka & The Rockers (17:42) **1/2

4 Hulk Hogan, The Big Boss Man, Jim Duggan & Tugboat def Earthquake, Dino Bravo, Haku & The Barbarian (14:49) **

5 Tito Santana, Nikolai Volkoff & The Bushwackers def Sgt Slaughter, Boris Zhukov & The Orient Express (10:52) 3/4

6 The Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan & Tito Santana def Ted Dibiase, Rick Martel, Warlord & Power & Glory (9:07) *1/2

Rating

11.5/30 = 38.33%

Star Rating Guide

*****   Excellent/World Class

****     Very Good

***        Good

**           OK/Acceptable

*             Poor

DUD       Abysmal

SQ          Squash (Less than 1 min)